PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now. GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy. On that occasion Phoebe learns her father left this family too but she does meet her halfbrother Frank Jr. The pack of condoms Ross exchanges with Monica are likely those he uses when he sleeps with Rachel in a few episodes time. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now? Fanpop quiz: The One With Phoebe's Dad :) - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! RACHEL: What'cha gonna' do? Thank you. Although we only catch a fleeting glimpse of the apartment number, it's number 163. [hangs up] PHOEBE: Wow. ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. GRANDMOTHER: Hey. Phoebe's naiveté is such that she tells a picture of her granddad to wish her luck. CHANDLER: This is unbelievable. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to go knock at her father's door but can't, because she's worried that he might shut her off and she's not prepared to lose him like that. Ross is still trying to make peace with … This implies that she was in contact with Phoebe before her mom died. This is the first appearance of Phoebe's grandmother's taxi. Watch Queue Queue This is only seen in the uncut DVD episode. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. This brings to the fore the fact that Fun Bobby has a drinking problem. Transcript of The One With the List. friends, friends moments funny. You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Thank you Transcript of. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Monica: I wanted it for years! Phoebe's grandmother gives her a photo of her real dad. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting? Courteney Cox - Monica Geller How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil. Chandler and Joey wait too late to shop for presents and Monica tips people using home-baked cookies. Loading... Unsubscribe from Ivan Solano? My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. Phoebe is looking out the window.] Plus, we finally meet her grandmother who is an actress from a few other famous tv sitcoms, Find out which one! MONICA: No, I will not cave. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. When Monica asks him to turn off the heat, Ross breaks the knob off, causing the heat to leak. Cut to Rachel who says "no"  then back to Monica and she has 4 dishes in her hand without time to unpack them. Phoebeis stunned to find a picture of her father in Ross' photo frame, but the others explain to her that he is just the model for the guy-in-the-frame shot. Monica starts to unpack and takes one dish out. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. This redirect is within the scope of WikiProject New York City, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of New York City-related articles on Wikipedia.If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks. Is that one of my cigarettes? Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. . Phoebe takes a road trip to meet her dad. MR. TREEGER: No, the place is not open 'till Tuesday. Chandler and Joey go with Phoebe to see her dad. Oneonta. one. Phoebe tracks down her father, but isn't sure whether she should meet him. Phoebe's grandmother is crossing out a name in the phone book after reading it from the obituaries but on the blu-ray/Netflix/Channel 5 version of the episode, the name she says isn't on the list on the obituaries. Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe? 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 He introduces himself at the funeral for the grandmother, which makes Phoebe gasp. RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison. He ends up giving it to Gunther. Gunther has his first line in this episode: "Yeah". MONICA: Ross. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross tries to get Rachel to forgive him … Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. JOEY: How far'd ya get? ]. And, uh, oh, you wear OK, um, in Ithica. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received. Rachel puts her present of wiper blades down twice. . Wish me luck, Grandpa! The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Transcribed by Josh Hodge. It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. This video is unavailable. On this occasion Joey and Chandler accompany Phoebe to find her Dad. Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay The song playing in the background when Phoebe runs from outside where she believes her father lives is. RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies? PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. PHOEBE: Uh-huh. Am I not saying it right. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. However, it could be another thing that her mother told her. The next time Joey and Rachel go with her but bring cushions following Joey and Chandler's incident when they banged their head on the decency screen. Phoebe says to the friends that her father left her mother before she and Ursula were born, but Frank Buffay Sr. later tells her he used to sing her to sleep. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. This is the only episode to feature Phoebe's grandmother, but she mentions her several times in the following seasons. Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. . Phoebe learns that the guy in the pictures her grandmother has been showing her of her dad is just a model, so she becomes determined to track down her real father. Later in the series the number changes to 14 and then 16. It is unlikely that Treeger wouldn't have known to turn the radiator off from the bottom, as he is the head of maintenance in the building, and likely deals with heating or cooling issues daily. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. PHOEBE: You guys. CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges. Phoebe: Break my heart—Oh, all right. Transcript of The One with Two Parts, Part 2. gel boy. ROSS: You mean hardball? Something, now, anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. Phoebe: Oh, hey Joey. PHOEBE: Oh, I couldn't go in. JOEY: There's the waitress. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. PHOEBE: OK. Then when Ross says "live like bacon" the door's closed again. Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? She's driving me crazy! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein], ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. The cookies, apparently, go down well only with Treeger. Friends – The One with Phoebe's Dad clip4 Ivan Solano. When Phoebe and her grandmother are discussing her father, Phoebe's right hand changes position between shots. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Hey, Phoebs, how'd it go. JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you. PHOEBE: Mailbox. Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. When Joey and Chandler are waiting for Phoebe outside Central Perk, a woman crosses the street and draws level with Chandler but the next shot shows her drawing level again. PHOEBE: Well, not so good. James Michael Tyler - Gunther. The cookies, apparently, go down only well with Treeger. Ross is still trying to make peace with Rachel and buys her a Slinky, which she doesn't appreciate at all. Friends with Friends on Instagram Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Greene The One with Two Parts, Part 1. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 FRIENDS -- "The One with Phoebe's Dad" Episode 9 -- Pictured: Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, Audra Lindley as Frances Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. Further evidence for this is in the episode ". MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Phoebe is stunned to find a picture of her father in Ross' photo frame, but the others explain to her that he is just the model for the guy-in-the-frame shot. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. I was gonna make cookies for my children. Phoebe's grandmother says that she didn't want to go along with not telling her who her father was but when Phoebe's mom died it was harder to argue with her. On Joey's insistence, Ross shows everyone his presents. PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. The guys and Phoebe make their way to Monica's apartment where the heat hits them - to everyone's surprise, Joey manages to turn off the heat by telling Monica that since the knob was broken, he turned the heat off from underneath. A few lines later Ross turns to Monica again and says "tip the man" and the bathroom door is wide open yet nobody moved. PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you. [Back in Monica's party. I'm sorry about your shopping. MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared. When Phoebe arrives in the cab to take Chandler and Joey, the cab is dragging a cable. alright, um, Saratoga. Joey: Uh, hey. Directed by David Schwimmer. When Monica and Ross return from shopping and Ross asks if anyone's heard from Phoebe. CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out. [Ross and Monica trade their gifts. You know what? MONICA: Whatever. She also hands Phoebe a real picture of him. Frank is central to Season 2 episode "The One With Phoebe's Dad", but appears only once and more than three years later, when Phoebe's grandmother (Lily's mother), Frances, dies in "The One With Joey's Bag". JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright. Chandler: Dying people say the craziest things. Here's five back. . Ross suggests that Rachel should make a list about him to feel better. The One With Phoebe's Wedding ... let your dad get this. RACHEL: Huh-hoo, yeah, no, it's still basil. You're gonna make a great dad. MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Transcripted By: Michelle. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 David Schwimmer - Ross Geller, Audra Lindley - Frances RACH: Ross kissed me. Ross and Monica gladly exchange their gifts. Phoebe: No, I’m just deciding which one to use—I’m gonna start writing another book! CHANDLER: Alright, we're gettin' closer. She makes the list and does feel better but Ross drives everyone nuts trying to prove every point on the list wrong. … Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh - singing "Baby Got Back." RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? MONICA: [to Ross] Looks like he's playin' baseball. "The One With Phoebes Dad" is the second Christmas-themed episode of the NBC/Warner Bros. sitcom Friends, produced and aired as the ninth episode of its second season. On Joey's insistence, Ross shows everyone his presents. You and the baby just need better blocking. They end up having a Christmas summer party. JOEY: Phoebs, what's goin' on? ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Transcribed by Josh Hodge [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. The One with Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tracks down her real father. Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She goes to ask her grandmother about her father and demands pictures of him, but all Grandma has are pictures of guys in frames. Ross is still trying to make peace with Rachel and buys her a Slinky, which she doesn't appreciate at all. . "The One With Phoebe's Dad" is the ninth episode of the second season of Friends, which aired on December 14, 1995. ... most responsible men in North America. He ends up giving the spring to Gunther. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. Chandler and It's almost Christmas and an out-of-work Monica and underpaid Rachel tip Treeger, the paperboy and the mailman with cookies instead of cash--with mixed results. Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips. Friends – The One with Phoebe's Dad clip3 Ivan Solano. MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier. MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry. Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing [Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. The amount of time she spends trying to go up to his house is such that Chandler and Joey don't manage to finish their shopping, but the guys support her decision and promise her that one day she'll be ready. However, after a night hanging out together, the empty wine bottles standing on the table are too much to go unnoticed; the thing is that not one of the gang drank more than two glasses, which leaves only Fun Bobby as the remaining drinker. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday. PHOEBE: Yeah? JOEY: Yeah, Ross. CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. You can take my cab. Phoebe tries to confront her runaway father. MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe? Mike Hagerty - Mr. Treeger Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.] Friends S5E13 - The One with Joey's Bag Please Like And Subscribe! Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? This would have been perfectly normal were it not for the fact that she does so to a picture of Albert Einstein. Phoebe: Yeah. The cookies, apparently, go down well only with Treeger. Loading... Unsubscribe from Ivan Solano? ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets Mike's parents, and Joey and Chandler find a video tape in Richard's apartment. ROSS: Yeah. It's been like a half an hour. CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock? Transcript of The One with Phoebe's Husband. Monica is back with Fun Bobby, whom the guys find really funny. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Its final appearance is when Ross and Phoebe chase Rachel to the airport in ", At this point, Phoebe is yet to know that her real mother is still alive. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing] CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable. 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding. ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip. 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